dogust's constoversial jojo's opinions!

you know what time it is! im stating my opinions about this show on here instead of on a social media site because you guys can only see what i have to say, and you can't say anything to me about it!! (unless of course you use my guestbook which you should totally do nobody is signing that shet)
I really wanna style my Mal wig into a pompadour for josuke because Im not gonna use it for anything else but my friend told me once “did you know josukes hair isnt actually purple? Its black and its just an artstyle choice araki used, just like the sky in morio being yellow instead of blue.” did you know theres a bomb strapped to my chest? Did you know the sky isnt actually blue but the gasses in the atmosphere make it appear blue? Did you know the color brown doesnt exist and its just a very dark orange? Did you know bonnie is actually blue? LET ME LIVE BRO. WE SEE IT AS BLUE AND THERES NO OTHER PROOF IVE SEEN OF HIS HAIR BEING BLACK SO IM GONNA SAY ITS PURPLE. Let me have fun I don’t want to give him black hair because that would be boring -_-
parts 1&2 were actually cool! :D
skipping to part 3 in jojos is like skipping to the trolls in homestuck, it's a heavy debate
okay, i did NOT care for part three
we're already starting this on a hot take, a lot of people loved part 3, so much that they would skip two important beginning chapters to get to it! however, i was very upset with the way the characters acted in the start. joeseoh hates all japanese people because his daughter married a japanese man, and jotaro calls his mom a bitch when she's just being nice.:( I really wish avdol got more screentime because he was really powerful and he had a lot of good ideas n he was rlly cute :> GIVE HIM AN EPISODE!!!
oh yeah and uhh...

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!!!!! NOT HIM!!!!!!! IT'S NOT FAIRRR!!!!!!!! *slams my fists on the ground*

are they ugly on purpouse ARAKI IM SORRY

speaking of which I DIDNT LIKE PART FI- *i get assasinated by someone in the far distance hiding in the bushes*

im so sorry but this chapter was filled with the most BLAND (personality-wise) FORGETTABLE characters i confuse them for each other even though i finished this part front to back! i keep forgetting fugo exists. if i sat down at a table with giorno he wouldnt have anything to talk about at all. the beginning doesnt smack you in the face like the other parts did. I DID however really like the bodyswap episode because they cut all the misundertandings and went right to BUISNESS!!!!! but my part 5 loving friends dont wanna watch part 6 with me yet they're hype for sbr anime & jojoland :((

TRISH DID NOTHING WRONG!!!!!

you ppl are sick i dont wanna hear it Dio does worse thigns in a week than Trish has done in her entire life!! And you guys loveee dio and kiss him and forgive him for killing all those people and rping all those women and u act like its nothing because hes hot. *eyeroll* She deserved more screentime than that once scene on the airplane because she had potential.

they could NEVER make me hate u trish heart emoji

THIS STAMP LOOKS GOOD I WANT TO KISS HIM A LOT!!! oAo

wow! no stamps this time! maybe august learned to stop staring at stamps for five hours...

SIKE LMAO STAMP HELL PART 5!!!!